All property is (ripe for) theft

Latest wizard wheeze from Her Majesty’s Government – if you’ve left money unused in a bank account for a while, you obviously don’t need it , so the Exchequer will take it for good causes.

I could easily be a victim of this smash-and-grab raid.  I am pretty sure I have a small amount of money left in a UK bank account, but keep forgetting to look into it when I’m over there.

Anyway, how would it go?  First they came for the unused bank accounts…