Few federal agencies irritate these days like the Transportation Security Administration, which brought all airline security screening under federal control. Now thanks to Playmobil travelers exasperated at their being herded through the by-the-book rigmarole of TSA checkpoints can teach their kids about what they can expect when they’re old enough to travel on their own.

One Amazon customer comment notes, “I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger’s shoes cannot be removed.” (Thanks to Margaret Griffis for the Amazon link.)