Net Neutrality at 28 kilobits per second.

Why didn’t the Federal Communications Commission impose net neutrality a decade ago? We don’t need all this multimedia and advanced services. They finally caught on yesterday and realized the Net is fine the way it is and doesn’t need to improve anymore, hence “neutrality” in 2009 rather than, say, 1996.

OK seriously, read our critique of yesterday’s FCC vote to impose what is “not neutrality” by any stretch of the imagination.