Super Bowl

(Revised Feb. 10, 2010. My conclusion was rushed, because I wanted to leave the office before the snowstorm suspended bus service from D.C.-area metro stops. Revisions below are in italics.)

If you missed it Sunday, the Audi Super Bowl ad is on Youtube, and it’s a hoot. The ad promotes the Audi A3 TDI clean diesel. The main selling point, surprisingly, is not that this car, which won a “Green Car of the Year” award, is good for the planet, but that if you drive it, you won’t be hassled, bullied, and jailed by the “green police.”

The ad tries to work both sides of the street. It attempts to appeal to those who believe SUVs are destroying the planet – and those who resent eco-elitists and busybodies telling them how to live.

The hilarious South Park episode, “Smug Alert” (Season 10), frames the issue with which the Audi ad execs seem to be wrestling.

In the episode, clouds of smug from ”Toyonda Pious” sales in South Park, George Clooney’s acceptance speech at the 78th Academy Awards, and San Francisco’s pretensions as a progressive city all coverge, creating a “perfect smug storm” that threatens to destroy everything in its path. The citizens of South Park scrap their hybrids just in time to avoid annihilation, although thousands of homes are destroyed. However, it is too late to save San Francisco, which “disappears up its own @!*hole.”

At the end of the episode, Kyle, echoing the famous NRA slogan (“Guns don’t kill people, people do”), argues that hybrids are a good thing, it’s only when hybrid owners become smug and act like they’re better than everybody else that the danger arises. However, like the liberals who don’t want a gun in the house, fearing they might use it, the people of South Park decide they are not ready to own hybrids without becoming  smug — “it’s simply asking too much.”

The Audi ad tells preening, greener-than-thou progressives ‘here is the car for you.’ At the same time, it lampoons the authoritarianism of green busybodies, allowing the rest of us to admire the car’s mpg rating without feeling we have to identify with Al Gore or the Sierra Club.

Or, at least, I think that’s the objective. Another way to put is the Audi folks want to have their cake and eat it. They want to be both green and independent of green.

My suspicion is it doesn’t work. Eco-activists are likely offended by the ad, whether because it mocks them or because it comes too near the mark of what life would be like in a society that heeds Al Gore’s injunction to make “rescue of the environment” the “central organizing principle for civilization.” On the other hand, people who resent officious bureaucrats may remember little about the ad except that Audi has something to do with “green police.”

Lastly, Audi is foolish if it expects to prosper under a green police state. The Audi A3 TDI gets above 40 mpg, but its fuel still comes from Big Oil. The Gorethodox won’t be satisfied until cars are all-electric, and the electricity comes from solar panels and wind turbines. Even if levened by tongue-in-cheek, greener-than-thou feeds the perception that global warming is a “planetary emergency” and government must restrict our liberties to save us from ourselves.

What do you think? Watch the Audi ad, and post a comment!

Hosting a Super Bowl party this Sunday? You might be interested to know that it is technically illegal to watch the Super Bowl on a tv larger than 55 inches under certain conditions.

Ars Technica’s Nate Anderson was kind enough to look through 17 USC 1.110 and lay out what’s legal and what isn’t.

This is serious stuff. The NFL sued a church three years ago for holding a Superbowl party… and won.

(hat tip to my fiancée)

It’s hardly news that the New Orleans’ Saints are going to the Super Bowl, and their ecstatic fans are busy buying up T-shirts and other paraphernalia emblazoned with the Saints’ rallying cry, “Who Dat.”  That slogan is from their widely popular chant: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints.” But the National Football League claimed it owns the trademark and warned vendors to cease and desist selling non-NFL merchandise that links the Saints and “Who Dat.”

The Saints claim they have been using “Who Dat” since at least 1983, when singer Aaron Neville filmed a video with five Saints players using “When the Saints go marching in” with a “Who Dat” refrain.  The modern sports-related history of the phrase is a little murky — some attribute its first use in the 1960s and 1970s as a cheer at Baton Rouge’s Southern University or to St. Augustine High School in New Orleans or Patterson High School in Patterson, LA.

Historically, the phrase was used in an 1898 song by the African-American poet Paul Laurence Dunbar titled “Who dat say chicken in dis crowd,” and the longer chant was used in minstrel shows.  There’s also some anecdotal evidence that U.S. pilots in World War II when radio silence was in effect would call out, “Who dat?” and get a response, “Who dat say who dat?” and a follow-up, “Who dat say who dat say who dat?” Interestingly, some Cajuns in Louisiana also claim the phrase and say that’s how they talk — the Cajun Boudreaux-Thibodeaux jokes seem to bear this out.

What is clear is that the phrase has a long history and a long connection to the Saints — and it’s not the team that is selling the memorabilia.  It’s independent merchandisers, and the stuff is supposedly flying off the shelves and carts.

How dumb can the greedy NFL be to take on the Saints’ fans and their favorite chant with a dubious claim even while they are lobbying Congress for an antitrust exemption? They seem to have figured out that the wave of negative publicity wouldn’t help their cause and backed down from their original claim that the NFL owns the trademark for the phrase:

” ‘Who Dat’ we do not claim to own by itself,” said Brian McCarthy, a spokesman for the NFL. “It’s when ‘Who Dat’ is used in conjunction with Saints marks that it’s a problem.”

In between playing at the Lincoln Memorial for Barack Obama’s inaugural concert and performing the half-time show last night at the Super Bowl, Bruce Springsteen got caught in a policy controversy over a promotional deal he made. Springsteen had inked an agreement for Wal-Mart to exclusively sell and promote his new album, “Working on a Dream.” This made good business sense, given that a similar arrangement last year with Wal-Mart and hard rock bank AC/DC led to a surprise chart-topping album.

But the very mention of the name of Wal-Mart still raises the hackles of some activists, particularly those affiliated with Big Labor. They called on Springsteen to renounce the deal, and he caved, telling the New York Times, “we dropped the ball.” Springsteen said that “given its labor history, it was something that if we’d thought about it a little longer, we’d have done something different.”

But a major player on the economic team of Obama, for whom Springsteen campaigned so strongly on behalf of, disagrees strongly with Springsteen and the activists on Wal-Mart’s “labor history.” Jason Furman was a top economist on the Obama campaign, and President Obama recently named him deputy director of the National Economic Council at the White House. He is pushing strongly for the stimulus bill and other liberal fiscal priorities of the administration.

Yet when it comes to Wal-Mart, Furman doesn’t view it to be the threat to workers that many other liberals do. In fact, he has found it to have greatly improved the lives of the poor and working class Americans. In a 2005 paper entitled “Wal-Mart: A Progressive Success Story,” which he wrote as a visiting scholar at New York University’s Wagner Graduate School of Public Service, Furman concludes, “By acting in the interests of its shareholders, Wal-Mart has innovated and expanded competition, resulting in huge benefits for the American middle class and even proportionately larger benefits for moderate-income Americans.”

Furman finds that even if Wal-Mart’s had lowered wages for the retail sector — “and the evidence for this is far from clear,” he notes — “the magnitude of any potential harm is small in comparison” to the savings gain to workers as consumers from Wal-Mart lowering of prices of products. “Plausible estimates of the magnitude of the savings from Wal-Mart are enormous — a total of $263 billion in 2004, or $2,329 per household.”

Furman further dispells myths about Wal-Mart on wages, benefits, and health care. “Wal-Mart workers, like other workers in the retail sector, are paid less than the economywide average wage,” he writes, and its “health benefits are similar to or better than benefits at comparable employers.”

He also invalidates comparisons to higher-end warehouse clubs like Costco, noting that “as a result of higher margin goods and larger volumes, sales per employee are considerably larger at Costco. … Telling Wal-Mart to ape Costco’s wages is like telling Best Buy to pay its employees as much as the high-end boutique plasma television dealer across the street.” Similar points about Wal-Mart’s wages and benefits were made in a Competitive Enterprise Institute study by our adjunct scholar Zachary Courser.

But lest anyone accuse Furman of taking the libertarian line in his paper, he also fills the study with liberal policy ideas that he argues will improve the lives of Wal-Mart employees and other workers. These include expansion of the Earned Income Tax Credit and Medicaid, things that the Obama administration and congressional Democrats are fighting for in the stimulus. He even calls for Wal-Mart to join in the fight to “push to expand these public programs.”

Whatever the merits of these “progressive” ideas (and you can find plenty on them, as well as alternative free-market health care solutions, in other entries at Open Market), Furman is right to call for systemic public policy changes to improve workers lives rather than destructive attempts to force an individual business to change it wage structure.

One beneficial public policy change Furman could push for in the Obama administration is reversal of the Bush’s administration’s deeply flawed moratorium on retailers like Wal-Mart starting their own limited banking operations. If the government can promote a General Motors subsidiary to a bank holding company by virtues of its failure, then businesses like Wal-Mart not applying for bailouts should not be held back because of their success. Letting Wal-Mart and other firms expand into banking could expand the supply of credit and lead to reduced costs and more benefits for consumers on their savings and checking accounts.

As Americans are tightening their belts and looking for bargains, more are finding attractive the discounts at Wal-Mart and other “big box” stores. Bruce Springsteen sings about the working class, but it’s been a long time since he’s been one of them. He may want to get back to his roots by visiting a Wal-Mart, or at least taking these words from Furman’s study to heart: “To the degree the anti-Wal-Mart campaign slows or halts the spread of Wal-Mart to new areas, it will lead to higher prices that disproportionately harm lower-income families.”

While President Obama can respect Springsteen as a fine musician, as many other Americans do, he should recognize that when it comes to public policy relating to Wal-Mart and workers, Jason Furman is the true “Boss.”

(Full disclosure: Like millions of other Americans, I shop at Wal-Mart, and I also own shares of stock in the company. I have never hesitated, however, to criticize Wal-Mart when I thought the company was in error, such as on its misguided “green” initiatives.)

It’s a half-hour before the start NBC’s broadcast of Super Bowl XLIII, and the pregame show has already been on for longer than a football game usually lasts (as long as there’s no overtime).

The absurdity of such excess is so self-parodying that the Onion-like headline practically write themselves:

Area man feels cheated after missing first two hours of Super Bowl pre-game show, vows to make the most out of the remaining three

NBC announces new expanded Super Bowl pregame show; broadcast begins when game clock of last conference championship game reaches zero

ESPN launches new all-Super Bowl pregame channel